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Tulsa Jain Sangh Pratishtha Mahotsav 2004
Interesting Definitions
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Marriage
A person who kills your ills by pills and later kills you with bills. Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power. An invention to end all inventions. News that travels more than speed of sound. A book which people praise, but do not read. The only place where "divorce" comes before marriage. It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gains here master's. A banker provided by nature. One who shakes your hand before election and your confidence later. A curve that can set a lot of things straight. A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Individuals who can do nothing individually, sit to decide that nothing can be done together. I am not miles away, just an e-mail away.
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